Yet there was a need for you to bizarrely brag in response to me.

Yet there was a need for you to bizarrely brag in response to me.

Every. Fucking. Morning.

Always a possibility, though the fact that there were maybe a dozen instructional videos made for them says at least I’m not the only one!

Always a possibility, though the fact that there were maybe a dozen instructional videos made for them says at least…

Congratulations. I’m sure your skill will be invaluable throughout your life.

Congratulations. I’m sure your skill will be invaluable throughout your life.

Fuck, I just bought these last week. Only took 3 YouTube videos to figure out how to install them! Beyond that, they work great. But, seriously, the package instructions probably won’t even get you close to the right installation.

Fuck, I just bought these last week. Only took 3 YouTube videos to figure out how to install them! Beyond that, they…

It’s good that Tiger came back and proved beyond doubt that his career as it was known before is definitely, definitely over, so everyone can stop talking about him.

It also doesn’t exempt you from the basic social contract (i.e. don’t change your stupid kid’s diaper on a table at a crowded restaurant).

Jesus, no wonder everyone hates you and you have no friends. Just take the “L,” bruh, and move on. You fucked this one up, but good. No redemption. Only deeper digging. Move on.

Nah, dude, SC is a shithole, and a few decent people don’t make it not a shithole.

Are there pictures of them? Show their faces. Name them. They’re “proud” of their “heritage,” right? Then let them be out and proud and public about who, exactly, they are, where they work, what church they go to.

I find myself hoping that a group of Mexican contractors wins the bid, then explodes costs while building practically nothing, as only contractors can do.

I find cooking for 1/2 efficiently to be much, much more difficult than larger groups. I’m either going to the grocery store way more than I want to, or wasting far too much food. I really miss the days of walking home in Paris through a fresh market, past a boulangerie, and just easily picking up a day or so worth of…

I’m honestly not particularly impressed with their music and don’t think they’ll be around long enough to matter. But I wrestle all the time with the blatant homophobia and misogyny in hip-hop.

Has he taken out a full-page ad in the (failing?) NY Times to call for his execution, yet?

Is it considered a “large city” though? It’s not a cultural hub, a technological hub, a major port, historically significant, nor has it ever been any of these things but isn’t anymore, like, say, Baltimore. Hell, its metro population is barely over 1.5M, making it not much larger than Birmingham, AL.

Are you just, like, the most outlandishly unhinged brand ambassador in the world? Does this company know you act like this on their behalf? Do they even pay you? Do they even know you? Or are you just a lone overpriced-ridiculous-hoodie vigilante, out to pathetically castigate anyone who dares question your retarded…

Are you just, like, the most outlandishly unhinged brand ambassador in the world? Does this company know you act…

“Twice the fabric thickness and...stitched way better” than what? I can buy a $30 hoodie that’s thick, lined, and well-stitched that I’ll wear for 5 years. I commend you for at least getting $25 off the asinine price, but that’s still twice what you need to spend for a quality hoodie.

“Twice the fabric thickness and...stitched way better” than what? I can buy a $30 hoodie that’s thick, lined, and…

Jesus, you really are fucking retarded. I can buy a $30 hoodie that will last for years and years. But you keep doing whatever you need to do to justify spending an idiotic amount of money on a hoodie, champ.

Jesus, you really are fucking retarded. I can buy a $30 hoodie that will last for years and years. But you keep…

Feels like white women are really letting the hate fly more and more.

$89 for a hoodie is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life, and I recently joined Twitter.

$89 for a hoodie is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life, and I recently joined Twitter.