Oh my God you are fucking useless. Does he own the Knicks, or does he work as a low fucking level functionary in the Knicks office? How in the name of God other than complete pigshit ignorance do you equate a guy who OWNS A FUCKING TEAM with fuckin Grandmama, a retired player who has a vague job title with the…

"They did it too!" is a five-year-old's argument. It's beneath an intelligent adult.

Ban him from WHAT, you fucking mouthbreather? Being a former NBA player who has Twitter? Stick your horseshit idiot false equivalency argument up your dickhole, you racist sack of shit.

Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Can't tell you how many times on a job site some toothless ahole would start talking about the darkies and Mexicans (cuz all Latinos are Mexicans) only when they weren't around of course. Then unfailingly they would include "know what I mean?" As if I was already on their side because of my whiteness. Then came the…

It's not an exaggeration to call this thought policing.

Read. The. Fucking. Thing.

That's the decision of each and every one of their individual bosses. The NBA doesn't set precedent for how anyone else has to act. They're not the Supreme Court.

Erm. None of those Southerners you name are owners of an NBA franchise. Beau, are we going to have to go over this all again? C'mon man.

Look, man. I like white people. Some of my best friends are white people. But it's time we stopped making excuses for white culture.

Conservatives, they love free speech, until they realize what free speech is.

alt-text on that comic: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.

Once again, the people who shout loudest about the Constitution are the least likely to have actually read it.

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

Honestly, all allegations aside, I just don't understand why companies want him to shoot their campaigns. His style *sucks*. It's all poorly exposed, poorly lit, cheap crap. There are so many unbelievably talented artists who could take his place and produce monumentally improved results.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

That kid got lucky, as the brave hero was merely trying to "restore order" by injuring the students. If he had actually "feared for his safety" he would have shot her fourteen times, along with the school mascot who appeared to "lunge at him" in a "threatening manner".

Did I miss the ESPN and Deadspin switching comment sections?

Uh, what would the rivalry be over? 3rd place in the division? Lack of post-season berths in the last 30 years?

You know that it still isn't okay to gauge a woman's worth by whether or not you'd have sex with her, right?