“Black Lives Matter is nothing but a racist terrorist hate group. Systemic racism against black people doesn’t exist. To demonstrate this point, I feel a gorilla suit is appropriate.”

Big League Truth is something you’d try to sell to a 4-year-old to keep him from lying about pooping on the bathmat in the future.

I gave up after the third try. My need to comprehend only briefly superceded my need not to care that much about whatever it was talking about.

This is the dumbest take. Security would have done the exact same thing to the idiot. Is your issue specifically with a player doing it? What are you even trying to say? Maybe you shouldn’t talk.

What you hafta go and say fifty fo’?

I wouldn’t. Tuscaloosa is worse than Birmingham, which is, in turn, worse than Huntsville.

Nah. Alabama is full of shitstains like this. It has nothing to do with low turnout for other, better candidates. It has everything to do with Alabama being a backwater blight on humanity.

As an Alabama resident, FUCK YES.

The song may be about shitty record industry assholes, but I find it really lends itself to so many occasions in this modern world.

The man got a damn penis guitar into the damn halftime show, after the Janet/Justin fiasco!

This should give you some hope: Global Thermostat

He’ll certainly have no problems fitting in.

Yeah, don’t you idiots know? That’s the art of the deal!!! You just...don’t pay! It’s fucking genius, is what it is. Make America a Deadbeat Again!

Where is she from? Because it’s not from wherever that “accent” she’s singing with is supposed to sound like.

They’ll just wait for free agency and sign him to a 14-year, 400M deal. It’s a Yankee Tradition.

“As a Yankees fan, fuck the entire sport if my piss-pants-crybaby team does significantly better than expected but still doesn’t win it all every single year. I only like baseball when I win.”

For the idiots who by now believe and promote the idea that Hillary “faceplanted,” and had a public seizure (people have seriously said both of these things to me), this is all the “evidence” they need. Facts no longer matter. Seeing things with their own eyes no longer matters. Reality is whatever your hateful,…

Also, white folks were pretty solidly in control of everything. That’s important to Drumpf’s message.

Fuck the police. Fuck everything about them.

Doesn’t seem like you have, either.