I do love Tori’s version, but that’s Bob Geldof’s song.

What in his history makes you think he’ll cut a check to anyone?

Seriously. Machetes are for formal events. How gauche.

Seriously, if you talk to me about “Harambe” I assume the next words out of your mouth with include “cuck” and I stopped listening before “-ambe” came out, anyway.

You will make a very good ditch digger one day.

I’ll give you 500-1 if you’ll put 5k on it.

You’ll never convince me that cops, as a whole, aren’t worthless pieces of shit.

Taco Truck America, Love It Or Leave It

If nothing else Donald Trump has ever said has fully convinced you of his worthlessness, the man thinks taco trucks on every corner is some kind of bad deal. That should lose the dipshit the rest of his support outside of straight up white supremacists and Chris Christie’s Swollen Liver.

To be fair, they don’t make carnival tents in tasteful blue like that.

Pharmaceutical companies, and the doctors in their pockets who keep prescribing opioids like candy.

The fucking Met Gala wasn’t about you, Lena God Damn Dunham.

As a Tennessee fan, this season’s hype and the absurd top-10 preseason ranking have all mostly made me laugh at the idiots who think this team will do anything but disappoint. Tennessee has been garbage since Fulmer left/was forced out.

It wasn’t funny the 0th time.

IT’S SO IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT CLICK ON THIS ARTICLE AND THEN IT’S EVEN MORE IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT READ IT AND THEN DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW IMPOSSIBLY IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO NOT COMMENT, REPEATEDLY, ABOUT HOW I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO READ THIS AND COMMENT ON IT.

This movie is criminally under-appreciated.

You’re the mother they’re fucking.

Fuck you.

Did you actually think this little “joke” was funny enough that you needed to post it multiple times?

Hey, so, what are you reading, there?