As an Avs fan we might get to 16 wins this season.

Give me a break. Any player like Elliot or Mixon knows you avoid that kind of injury be keeping your pimp hand strong.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

Good thing his name isn’t Jerry Fuck.

Why the fuck did they add a (modern) Dodge Dart?

#jokebacksawayfromthelimit

I don’t know why I’m doing this. You probably don’t care.
Vanillite (the ice cream pokemon) is actually a normal round ice creature that has snow gathered around its body (looking similar to an ice cream cone). It isn’t an ice cream cone that has become self aware. It merely looks like one.

Well, when a mommy and daddy ghost love eachother very much...

Pff, it’s not like the souls of the dead are actually inhabiting manmade objects, even in the canon of the Pokemon universe. You can breed ghost types, you know. Otherwise how do two candlestick ghosts bang and lay an egg containing another candlestick if it’s a dead person inhabiting an already-made candle?

Ghost means there’s a plausible reason for why the inanimate object is moving. As opposed to an ice cream cone suddenly becoming self aware.

Except being ghost-or-not really doesn’t change much about their designs; it just so happens to be given the Ghost typing. Would the ranking of Klefki change if it was Steel-Ghost instead of Steel-Fairy? It’s the same design either way.

Yeah, but the ghosts are just based on ghosts haunting things. As opposed to all the living rock/pokeball/key ring/ice cream pokemon, which are based on “what if this thing I found in my pocket/room/shoe/mouth was alive?”

That’s why it’s “based on inanimate objects,” and not a Pokemon literally made of inanimate objects.

I’m not seeing Muk on here. Therefor this list is terrible and offensive.

Oh hello TNN early weekend mornings

That’s my favorite part of the audio. Jesse Palmer apparently turned off his mic, pulled out the batteries and flushed them in the toilet, threw the mic out the window, then left the room and shut the door behind him, he wasn’t touching that one.

Clicked on this story to find Tomsula’s phone number because I need some alterations done on my grey suit and I hear his work is okay and his rates are good. But of course, his phone number is nowhere to be found. More fucking clickbait.