We, American’s that is, deserve a Cowboys-Patriots superbowl. That goes into quadruple overtime tied at 0-0. Then somehow an old rule kicks in and they are BOTH crowned SB champs. Then Duke wins the NCAA tournament. We need to atone for 2016.

IS NOTHING SACRED TO THE RUSSIANS?!?!

WE’RE GONNA HAVE THIS REAL COOL JET AND IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT AND IT’S GOING TO HAVE MISSILES AND GUNS AND GO PEW PEW PEW AND IT WILL HAVE A SMALLER JET ON THE BACK AND IT WILL BE SO AWESOME. I FOUND A PICTURE OF IT HERE:

I don’t understand why we are even building airplanes with antiquated pilots made of gelatinous materials that can’t take many Gs in the first place. I’m all for autonomous drones. Yes, they’ll turn on us... whatever. Let the record reflect I came out in support of you early on drone overlords.

dat uncharted clip: HYPER COMBO FINISH

Ah.. you mean the frickin’ S&P

Your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Thank for that 2nd graders essay on MAD.

Just because I have a giant penis doens’t mean I should go around raping people.

Now’s a good time to invest heavily in the S&P.

Most religious people are shitty, to be honest.

“You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!” - Stone Cold Steve Austin

your buddy’s Mustang will always be slower then my “Chevelle I used to have in the 70's”

This is the kind of pedantry I can get behind.

I didn’t say he hasn’t published a book since A Storm of Swords, I said he still hasn’t finished the sequel to A Storm of Swords.

Oh shit, have I been transported to an alternate universe where everything is identical except Rick and Morty is called Rock and Morty?

They could call it the K-Kar Kup! Or abbreviated... wait, no.

Donald? Christ man, isn’t Twitter enough for you?

I am my goalie’s keeper.