are owners hypnotized by his mustache or something? why is he still coaching?

is that supposed to be Aslan the Jesus lion?

did you just say Sandstorm was terrible? i guess we can never be friends.

people think Red/Blue are the best in the whole series? that’s dumb, everyone knows Gold/Silver are the height of Pokemon games.

and fuck Gumby.

if Mike Pence were brutally assaulted and murdered i don’t think i would feel anything anyone could call sadness and i felt a tiny bit bad when Bin Laden was killed.

please tell me Dan Quayle rankings have to do with spelling.

tell Sam Woolley that the new version of that gif will haunt me forever.

bespoke is a word that needs to die in a fire.

“it means whatever i want it to mean”

It’s Fuck Time, GoffMothers

shoulda been this guy instead.

Obama has been trying to impeach President Trump his entire adult life.

is the game website you sell the trailer to in the game called like Kutoka or something?

patriotism is going to kill us all.

i’ve heard so many bad ideas this week but i like this one.

Lincoln still exists?

you mentioning it jogged my memory, Rollercoaster Tycoon World was supposed to come out this spring and is still listed as having released March 30.

it’s amazing that Parks was able to block the kick and then teleport to the ball to return it.

of all the games to have a competitive scene, Catherine has got to be the most unlikely.