I wonder if I swap this out tonight with the original if my two-year old will notice.

Yay property rights!

So right.

So, in other words, despite some token opposition, the GOP is prepared to not just walk down this new, not-conservative-whatsoever path, but sprint down it, with a blindfold on.
I know a lot of people who either identify as republicans and wish they’d focus on small government/free market and get away from social…

Bo’s one to talk.

I’m sure he’ll have Don Jr. and Melania on soon...the Jay Leno is strong in this one.

Totally. And we’re talking about it, which is good.

Always highlight truthers

I think the problem isn’t with the molasses like pace of the end of basketball games, it’s that blue agave nectar is a much more healthy alternative to molasses as a sweetener in baked goods, drinks, and whatnot. I went to this awesome little bakery a few days ago, it had THE. BEST. blondie brownies. I normally prefer…

Give ‘em each a participation trophy and put 00:15 on the clock

Got halfway through your headline before I just couldn’t even.

Nice welcome to the family. Don’t mind Kotaku humping your leg; it does that to everyone.

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Welcome Root! (Now Deadspin commenters can claim a black friend.)

I think the Koch’s are vile old men with too much money and time on their hands to do actual evil. Trump is do dumb and petty. I thought his downfall would be trying to enrich himself. I have now decided that he is going to piss off too may old white dudes in charge of larger corporations.

Instead, Koch’s foursome left and played at Emerald Dunes, which Hurt described in his Facebook post as “a much, much better golf course than Trump International.

We know how to do it, The Satanic Temple told us how. How we could apply it in this situation is another matter, although I’m sure it will present itself in time.

The RFRA sucks donkey nuts. Not even off a good donkey who has a great personality, isn’t a bad looking donkey, calls his mom donkey every single night and pulls a really nice cart into town every day. No the Religious Freedom Restoration Act sucks the nuts of a shiftless douchebag donkey who never leaves the goddamn…

We’re literally right around the corner from Doctors being allowed to simply not operate or give life-saving treatment to a patient because that patient happens to be someone the doctor doesn’t like.