Took some hunting, but worth it to see a kid get nailed. LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE HANDS.

And today I’ve discovered a new sub-genre that I never knew I liked so much.

Should have learned from this lady.

Or possibly a Russian flag one.

Saw this pop up earlier and I fully admit it took me a good few minutes before realizing it was a joke:

I’m suprised there aren’t more in the choir doing this. I was under the impression that a lot of Mormons did not care for Trump at all because they’re pretty averse to the whole religious persecution thing. See: Evan McMullin. He’s pretty standard in his views as a Republican, but he’s taking Trump out at the knees…

You might say that this Chamberlin...

(joke about how the women in the choir are dressed like the Wives from The Handmaid’s Tale)

This is the America I want us to be.

What is it about the actions of the Democratic Party over the last 20 years that makes you think they’re capable of grand plans?

Putin: *does increasingly creepy things we can’t do anything about or even really understand because we don’t have his james bond villain brain*

I hate myself for reading all of that.

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!

Generally, no. I can’t recall the last time either one did that but if it was, some human had likely messed up big time. What a cutie.

Why do I feel the potato part is more apt than it should be. Mainly, people in the midwest will latch onto it like it is mana from heaven.

I love your avatar - we have a blue merle and a red one and they both have such attitudes and personalities it’s amazing.

What are you doing that you somehow don’t see these folks bleating what they think and how they think from every available outlet? They are not exactly keeping that shit a secret. They are not silent. In fact, they will not shut the fuck up, ever.

I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

Now if we could just round them all up into one sex-robot zone, like a big park where you go and pick your robot partner and do what you want with them with absolutely no consequences or comeuppance.