Neither Daniels nor Avenatti blinked exactly where Cohen and Trump would’ve. It was riveting.

“Bangers (Bancroft)...” Aussie slang is hilarious. Taking a break is called “Smoko” like smoke break (remember those?) Like this:

Better late than never, strange bedfellow

Bearing false witness against thy neighbor isn’t exclusive to simply the people next door, and you’d think a judge with such a hard on for The Decalogue would already know that- Lawdy me, I do declaih!

Any questions?

This all too much- next you’re going to tell me that Lou Gehrig didn’t invent Lou Gehrig’s disease

Wasn’t Bernie Sanders a career politician until he starred in Curb Your Enthusiasm? God, remember Bernie Sanders?!? So close...

“Drugs? Mental health? Who gives a shit” —minimum wage immigrant woman assigned to the crime scene cleanup

Clearly, there are not enough self-driving Uber cars on the roads in Tempe as of yet.

20th century American writer of note E. B. White once quipped, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”

And with one hug, racism was ended forever.

Remember when Lucas Hedges had cereal in his hair in 3 Billboards? That was pretty funny.

Sometimes we just have to move on, so slowly grind the wheels of justice. Vow to never let it happen again. Learn from our mistakes. There will be blood, as long as we enjoy our current lifestyles. Who—comfortably—among us, will sacrifice first? No one. Not me, not you...

Bad intel, nvrmnd

Infallible logic, asshole- kudos.

May history predictably repeat itself real, real soon.

Found him!

Yeah, but if Bernie was President now we’d be...