Prediction: Smiley goes full Darius Rucker, resurrects career on FOX by 2019

Not sure “woke” is what the founding fathers had in mind during all that framing.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey

Oh for certain- I was more commenting on unmanaged expectations and false comparisons (at the risk of boringly and pointlessly defending myself on the internet)

It’s been all down hill since WKRP got cancelled.

Don’t you just hate it when literally everyone outside your ivory tower is an irredeemable hypocrite?

Only 6 more days ‘till Festivus, y’all!

Even Canadian homophobia is politely vague.

It was more about the word choice, not the spelling. Fuckhead.

Dude where’s my phone

Zimmerman couldn’t even take Solange.

Up next on Fallen Chefs: PETA’s Test Kitchen

Everything’s alleged until a judge bangs a gavel.

President Dangerfield gets no respeck, no respeck I tell ya [tugs collar, blots flopsweat]

Yeah he’s veering dangerously towards “nevertheless she persisted” territory. #backfire

“Coloured”?

“That’ll move the chains!” —Jacob Marley

Black Eye Swan: The Peter Martins Story

Don’t care much about La Familia LaDouchebro, but we need (American) Satanists now more than ever