Is there something in the water in Kentucky that wakes your inner attention whore? Is this another fracking byproduct?

Why is it not okay to use the term “radical Christian terrorism”?

The whole world saw Bruce’s outrage on the internet, so the powers that be aren’t taking the fall for her. I’d cover my ass, too.

Or if he scrambles out of the pocket for a TD-

It’s the post-election cognitive dissonance that is so stunning.

Wasted youth.

I’ve got Trump’s rally in Harrisburg, PA on in the background and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a bigger collection of dipshits on broadcast television.

If you can’t turn out your own Lambo, you ain’t ready for this game playa

Get better genes.

Condolences on the career choice

But he still has to play for Washington :(

Day 100: Dread and circuses

Marshawn’s like “tryin’ to get out of Oakland lolwut?”

Wait- does grandpa take your kids? or random kids to the gun range- because...

A veritable fleury of saves.

“I have daughters” -stripclub owner, hogging the moral high ground

“wow. 4. inches. that. is. huge.”

How refreshingly honest, kudos

He also called them lazy (the liberal journalist fascists, anyway), and if there’s one thing fascists ain’t, it’s lazy.

Rowhouses: also good for hiding decomps