Yeah, you wouldn’t want people to know who it is that’s killing all of the black people in Chicago. It’s better for stupid liberals to believe it’s white police who are the real problem.

“How often do we have to stand at a podium like this demanding of my judicial and policy partners some type of resolution?”

And surely all by white cops!

Was there ever a time when Deadspin wasn’t just tabloid shit?

Yeah, Memes are way more dangerous than taking money for favors from countries that hang people for being gay. LMAO

This is obviously a white police officer’s fault.

Funny how he thinks it’s the United States that’s killing black people - not the 6000+ black people killed by other black people every year.

Yes, but how do they react to helping a gay prostitute out a closeted family man?

There’s no winning and losing in soccer. That’s why we don’t keep score.

When you started at Deadspin, were you under the impression that you were going to be writing about sports? Or did you come into it knowing the sole purpose was to complain about all the different facets of sports that don’t fit your far left views?

Fuck you and everybody else who tries to carry on the max amount of luggage, holding up the entire boarding/de-boarding process while you play Tetris in the overhead bins.

LOL. The Onion could copy/paste this story with zero edits, other than adding something snappy in the title about the Pussy Generation, and it would still be perfect.

Trying to play a team based game with some idiot on your team who is trying to lose, is really annoying.

Not bad but I think that’s a mosque.

““I can say whatever I want and your b— ass isn’t going to do anything about it.””

I wear shoes 12+ hours per day in 90+ degrees, so yes I take socks seriously, despite questioning the utility of paying $15 for a pair of socks. *But* if they really are magic, I won’t mind tossing out all my old shit and spending a couple hundred bucks on them. That’s why I ordered a pair.

I wear shoes 12+ hours per day in 90+ degrees, so yes I take socks seriously, despite questioning the utility of…

I take socks pretty seriously - but $15/pair?

I take socks pretty seriously - but $15/pair?

“Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling.”

And that’s how race walking was born..

Some how I’m sure this is a a white police officer’s fault.