As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

this is the one crucial piece of info that is somehow always missing from any article about LulaRoe and its shadiness/inherent pyrmaid scheme setup. HOW DOES ANYONE THINK THESE CLOTHES ARE ATTRACTIVE? I call it the “i don’t want my husband to find me remotely fuckable anymore” look. really, does anyone think this shit…

If a kid/teen/whatever comes to my door in a costume, they get candy. If they come without a costume I make them do a trick, sing a song, tell a joke, do a dance, whatever, and then they get candy. Thus far no one has walked away without candy.

If you show up, you get candy. That is what halloween is about. I don’t care if you are 2 or 22. I don’t care if you are wearing a costume or not. Maybe the 20 year old has developmental disabilities you don’t know about. Maybe the kid without a costume can’t afford one. Or maybe they have sensory issues and couldn’t…

You’ll know if your kid was slipped an edible if an hour later all their candy is gone, as well as their sibling’s candy, all the boxes of cereal, and a block of muenster cheese. You can double check your suspicions by asking them to tell you what the universe is made of.

There must be some kind of specific generational divide where people older than this age hear that George Papadopoulos is tied up in this and immediately think of the guy from Webster. Everybody younger than that age just thinks “Greeks have funny names.”

I’m 30 kinds of disgusted by Kevin Spacey today, and for once it’s not because of his doughy physique on House of Cards. First, thanks for tangling up being gay with preying on young boys. Because no one has ever conflated those two before, making life hard for gay folks. Second, you’ve been in the glass closet for…

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

If I ever want the “male perspective” on something, all I have to do is open the op-ed section of any newspaper, tune into any 24 hour news network, watch any Congressional activity on C-SPAN, read an NYT bestseller, watch network TV shows, watch any network late night comedy show, talk to any man in politics…

That assistant should have been dressed as a Black Santa. Megyn would have shat herself.

I can think of at least one guy who finds Ivanka to be totally fuckable...

The dotard would smile through the presence of this adorable child, but would be bothered by not having all of the attention on him.

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

I don’t have even the foggiest clue what conditions are best for planting a gummi bear tree.

I drove a Geo Storm in high school. That is certainly not an experience I want to re-live.

If the title and premise of your movie sound like they could be a Syfy channel original movie, then just go ahead and make it a Syfy channel original movie.

Timbaland and that pack of raw hotdogs on the back of his neck can go to Hell too.

If Target is actually at least paying lip service to pushing off Christmas until after Thanksgiving good for them but they’re waging a lonely fight.

I was at Target this weekend and was astounded that the Halloween section was actually still mostly Halloween with a little generic “fall” thrown in and not 90% Christmas like it has been in past years by this point in the calendar. Hurrah Target! Give Thanksgiving the due it deserves. Let Halloween shine!

I appreciate that you change up the shapes to keep it interesting. More interesting than her palette.