So there is theory/line of thought/whatever that all a white woman needs to be perceived as attractive is blonde hair and the appropriate hip to waist ratio. Yeah. If you take away the blonde hair, Megan’s (I know how to spell) face is verging on unattractive...she is literally just blonde...and the antichrist.

“Designers, your final challenge will be to take Megyn Kelly’s color chart and create a wearable avant-garde look, suitable for meeting to discuss her show’s cancellation with NBC executives. This is a one day challenge, as she’ll be needing the outfit by next week.”

I don’t watch studio shows. I don’t watch talking head sports shows. But there is one show that I would watch the fuck out of if they ever made it once the two NBA players on it are retired, and somebody needs to.

This is how you hold a dog:

The humane treatment of a dog is to keep it on a leash but let it walk free.

I don’t know, California has some awesome Mexican food. And the closer you get to the border, the better it gets i.e. San Diego > Orange County > Los Angeles > Bakersfield > Hit By A Car > Bay Area

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

Is her shirt backwards? Why are they sitting on bar stools? That cannot be comfortable. Why does Michael Phelps look attractive? Greg Kinnear is kind of a DILF.

Actually, though I’m a pessimist that it will get done, I don’t agree that it can’t be done - at least in many cases. Some of the men abusing/harassing/assaulting women are powerful or sociopathic or so sure of the rightness of their actions that their behavior cannot be changed. But this is decidedly NOT the…

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Spoiler alert: parents arnt posting pictures of their kids for the benefits of their salty childless friends, its for the grand parents and other family who may live far away.

I was gonna be mean and ask if this is really a lifehack but then I discovered I had a soul and found the story touching.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I’ve heard of an island that’s pretty cool...

I mean . . . maybe your scenario is exactly what’s happening here. #rand/donnie

you are deeply ignorant and thoughtless if you assume abusers stop abusing the moment they walk through their own door. The wives and children of men like Cosby and Weinstein often bear the brunt of their behaviour. They are often in even more precarious positions than the rest of his victims though so they are less…

Wow. That’s disgusting. Thankfully other designers make beautiful wrap dresses so I don’t have to worry about giving up a favorite designer.

It’s because we’re using all cocoa powder. Cocoa powder and fat are a substitute for baking chocolate, allowing us to create a brownie with staple ingredients. My tub of Hershey’s says 3 tablespoons of cocoa plus 1 tablespoon of fat equals one ounce of baking chocolate. The recipe calls for 14 tablespoons of cocoa…

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

This sentence is incredible: