Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

I’m not a woman

If that woman is trying to use LotR as a parable to reach you lessons, you should probably just go ahead and marry her.

“What was going through your head when you were stabbing them? Did you think back to having rickets as a child, and just go ‘God is great?”

I like how the list starts at Preschoolers. For toddlers, it would simply have been:

“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

I understand that the lawyers’ job is to deny and downplay in attempts to minimize or negate a pay out, however if anyone attempted to monetize images or 6 sec clips of Beyonce without compensation there is not a planet on which they would consider that “fair use”. I’m sure they will come to a reasonable settlement.

Seriously??? It’s a post about the season premiere. What did you think was going to be written here?

Yeah but, that cat is from England. They have like, metric years or whatever.

as a person from the south, i grew up on chick-fil-a - it was a staple. but once they started funneling money into prop 8, i noped right the f out - i hadn’t had it since.

This looks so good, I am so here for this, I have no shame, and no I am not interested in reevaluating my life choices.

Yep! There are apps for the regular and vegetarian books. Not sure if there’s one yet for the baking cookbook, though. I have mine on iOS, but they’re probably on Android by now, too.

My first cookbook was the ‘Alpha-Bakery Children’s Cookbook’ from Gold Medal Flour. The ‘B’ for banana bread recipe in it was great.

Whatever he did, she will never fergieve nor fergiet.

Participation?

Yes!

Same. I had to turn voice recognition off on my iphone because I have a (BAD and embarrassing!) habit of saying “are you SERIOUS?” in conversation and whenever I did, I would hear Siri respond “what can I help you with?” from way across the house or inside my purse under a table at a restaurant. Creeptastic.

He’s hot, in shape, and pleasant-seeming—three things entirely unfamiliar to these goblins.

Glad that it worked out for you. Congratulations on having the magical ability to reason with 18 month olds.