Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.
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I am a HUGE Stephen King fan, and I agree with all of this.
God damn it.
I suddenly want a Charlotte and Harry sitcom and I don’t even watch TV.
Them’s ‘is beatin’ sack, guv. It’s ‘is defense against rebel scum.
He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.
Listen up, “fam.” The most “on fleek” way to embarrass your teenage boy is to use his generation’s slang in front of his friends, especially if you do so incorrectly. That’s “totes” embarrassing. If you really want to go that extra mile, use “air quotes” every time you use a slang term, and intersperse it with…
Hm. Not quite exploiting the First Daughter gig as best she could...
“might not fully grasp the details of the steps he was about to take”
I’m not one of the faithful but give this man a church. Osteen’s congregation could use some new leadership. Just sayin’.
Do not go. Do. Not. Go. DO NOT GO on this alleged vacation. This is all for your mom’s benefit. She is trying to rewrite history, a la ‘well it couldn’t have been so bad if you came on this vacation’. She’s at a point in her life where she realizes she is closer to the end than the beginning. This is her attempt to…
Which jogging stroller am I suggesting you buy?
Because why would you want to pay homage to a woman author or have any women involved in a film about young women?
Rebecca demands it.
iPhone users will have to rely on “new gesture controls”
I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.
Is Megyn Kelly’s problem that she can’t connect to women, or that she can’t connect to people who are uncomfortable with race-baiting?