I honestly think we’re supposed to be talking about the shoes so the idiots on Fox and Friends get to point out how “mean” everyone is to Melania all the time.

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.

Aaand now I’m pregnant

Putting whole okra in the trash also works.

IHave you heard of Canada’s FASHIONMagazine? No? Well, Lorde’s in it this month. (Week? Quarter? Year?)

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

My wife on advice from friends brought and entire bag with no purpose other than pillaging this kind of loot. They also hand out diapers, wipes and several other things - if you catch a shift change at the right time you can even stash a whole package of diapers and request more. With our first kid I felt kind of…

New #1. Just ask my wife.

What about the cooling spray? I *LOVED* the spray after I gave birth to my little guy.

If someone is on the “would” list they might get in touch with her and amazing things could happen. Hijinks, espionage, sexual treachery...maybe even love.

He’s right about the Chinese, they are basically all chimera-hybrid AIs that produce human milk and knockoff smartphones. The long con is to infiltrate our nutritious paleo diets with genetically modified rice beef products and make us all lactate through our InfoWars t-shirts. 

I just love that the ‘no woman’ aspect is repeated for multiple communities. It’s a nice reminder that, worldwide, overt misogyny is alive and well!

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

I clicked on the US Weekly link and had the unfortunate pleasure of reading the word preggo, which bugs me. The only thing that would have made me even more annoyed is if Tori Roloff had said the hubster got her preggo and when she had cravings, he made her a sammy.

The real housewives of Madrid were far more interesting.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

The moon landings were filmed on a soundstage on Mars.

How is babby formed?

Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.