Yeah, because they didn't handle the aftermath of the Civil War properly. (The seditious traitors should have been dealt with as such; no flags nor statues should exist [except perhaps museums]; etc...)

I call bullshit. He ‘didn’t hear’ that word, and then he wasn’t really paying attention ‘because he was too busy trying to figure out what to do next’?!

This is perfectly heartwarming. May Jermaine and his family have a safe, enjoyable trip.

Starred, each and every time I see it. 

He’s done the exact same thing with coal; wind turbines (or any clean energy); and he and his administration are suing the state of California and the automakers who sidestepped the Fed’s lower MPG requirements with an agreement of their own.

Thank goodness!

I still watch the water-drinking video whenever I need a laugh. Or to laugh and point.

And chemicals. Lots and lots of chemicals.

I get it; I harbour similar (though possibly more resentful) feelings towards Pelosi.

I know people can do and say things without thinking, or maybe respond without fully hearing a comment, but DAMN.

It is completely ridiculous to me that these people were perfectly fine with all the things within their party they now claim are problematic enough for them to *have* to run for the presidency.

I can’t find that one (will keep searching my history; it’s a good read), but I found this excellent one. It’s frighteningly on point:

The Guardian had an in-depth look at the redemption possibilities of these people, and it was determined that they will absolutely have to be approached individually and treated as cult members. Think about that.

Many a thankless slob, incapable of returning a single item to it’s hanger, leaving a proper tip, treating their server/salesperson as a fellow human, or managing a simple ‘thank you’ would have been culled from the herd 30 years ago had this been standard practice.

I don’t know why I expected someone who would do this:

Per the little-known rule, added in Sharpie.

It's not enough to gerrymander us; now they're going after their own.

Baby Hands is afraid of competition? You jest. Surely our dictator-in-waiting would *never* so blatantly eliminate the competition in such an obvious power grab.

I swear, living in The Onion timeline is the most disorienting experience.

I wonder if it's comforting to El Paso residents to realise they are impervious to extreme temperatures, drought, and other climate-driven disasters due to their land-locked status...