Thank you for this. I’m going to bookmark it so I can read it when the season inevitably turns to shit.

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

This coming from a guy named after a guy in a movie with this character in it:

Not the first time Duncan’s left someone barely breathing.

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

Let’s not forget Ian Desmond:

This has nothing to do with ESPN or anything, I am just wondering if we can get rid of that God damn Miller Light ad on mobile. It takes up most of the screen and if your thumb goes anywhere near it when scrolling it pops open a new window. I have not had this big a problem with any of this site’s other ads before.

“TL;DR”

As a born Tennesseean, I fully believe Fulmer's denial that he said that. There's no way he'd be able to form a complete sentence that involved that many words.

What distance could a football be punted by you?

Those billboards are the worst part of the Ike. Yea, I said it.

Cam Newton: I am so... bummed out.

All I can say is, I hope Aaron Ramsey doesn’t score again this weekend.

Sounds like someone’s still bitter that his treatment about a tortured Olive Garden line cook who solves crimes in his spare time is still hung up in pre-production.

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

You beat me. Fair is fair. Let’s get you out of the greys.

Wonderful Kinja.