It reminds me of that Crichton book, Congo, in that assembling an army of the most vicious aggressive defenders will eventually result in self-inflicted destruction of the very master who they once purported to served.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

+1 with a bullet

The Raider fan in the #12 jersey seemed to be one of the Stabler guys in the fracas.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Bowl payouts and benefits can be nuanced depending on how the conference splits revenue. Still pays off to go to a bowl though. Here's a more thorough look at that. http://regressing.deadspin.com/teams-in-the-o…

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

Well done, Rachel. Well done.

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

Preach. Every time a kill came across my desk while I was on an editing shift I think it shaved five years from my life. Even know that kill logo makes me very, very anxious just knowing that some poor bastard is in for a set of very unpleasant meetings and piles of paperwork tomorrow.

As someone who grew up around an AP machine (literally) there still is nothing that strikes fear into my heart quite like that all-caps KILL message. Because it means someone screwed up really, really badly. The photo wire version is even scarier with the big red forbidden circle.

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

"You get used to it."