Yeah, but Plaschke's batting a perfect 1.000 in SPP*, an important peripheral measure of pomposity.

No, it got worse: he got drafted to play running back for the Lions.

Misleading. I was looking for Faith Hill on a piano.

Is that Neil Lennon's wife?

I'd defer to Valentine on this. He's the expert on not showing up after mid-September.

"When most people heard that Tommy Morrison was involved in an arrest, they probably assumed the former boxer had committed a crime. They would be wrong."

Weirdest Nancy Grace tribute ever.

Tattoo Artist: "OK, buddy, so how big do you want the chick's jugs?"

Whatever. Just last night, Tony La Russa had six deviations over the median.

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

Somehow the Blue Jays ended up losing this game by five runs.

"A player who was once quite possibly the best person at hitting baseballs into places defenders weren't"

Redick: "Don't worry, girl. At this stage in development, it doesn't even look human."

You can tell Redick is putting his Duke education to use. Many players wouldn't think to build in the player option after a year.

Marshall, ima let you finish, but Erin had one of the best videos of all time.

"OK OK OK. This, I get."

i played the HELL out of this game as a kid....soooo goooood.

You've got to expect these kind of swaps when you're dating a swinger.

[sees movie in 1986]