Now 18 months on from life in Knoxville I'd almost forgotten about him. Thanks a lot, James Fra... I mean, asshole.

Cubes.

You mean Edgar Martinez's MVP award?

How as the center fielder playing behind Castro are you walking it on a ball hit in his direction?

This guy.

Yea, but, you know, we won the division three times annat. Hang some banners! Ugh...

As a Mariners fan I can safely say Willie Bloomquist is bad at baseball and should go fuck himself, and I can say it with class.

From the best TWIB video ever. Bergman could pull this like non-other.

+555

+1 slap for Bernadette.

Yeah, this dog's owner is a bit of a fantasist and The Sun's a bit shit: http://www.vanguardbears.co.uk/article.php?i=…

Just imagine had their original deal to celebrate The Passion come off. Thankfully they couldn't settle on a date.

+1 privileged white columnist

One of the best. +0.341

I actually did an extensive and exhaustive study on this last spring. Here's my results.

Four men raping horses which may or may not be on fire, and if they are on fire it is surely due to the hot horse raping action taking place.

I can't wait to see Darren Rovell's breakdown of this from the business side of things.

Six teams competing... in a league boasting three winners in the past decade.

"Yes...?"

I will never ever ever ever understand why umpires set up in line with the catcher and runner on plays at the plate. Ever. And I've done a bit of umpiring schools/clinics, I've never heard a good answer beyond, "That's just how it's done" or the equally bullshit "So you don't interfere with the play." The only way at…