“Chief, the DNA results are back, and...well...” “Spit it out, sergeant!” “Sir, the pilot was....[dramatic organ music] your FATHER!” “What? Oh my god!” “But don’t take it too hard. The pilot was also my father!” “WHAT?!?” “Yep, and you know Suzette in dispatch? Hers too. And also the guy that delivers the water. And…

I wonder if they needed a DNA test to identify the remains.

OK, so the track is clean, the cars are spaced out properly why NOT restart the race?  Remember, the race is always at its most dangerous during the start. I watched with horror the terrible pile up in 1973 on the first lap.  Frankly, I think there is nothing to object to. The track was clean, the cars were spaced out…

The truth of the matter is that any time drivers are bunched up with just a couple of laps to go they will take risks.

Indy Car was put in a strange situation. What you didn’t mention in the article was that no one was quite sure what the running order was after the previous restart. In fact, after the red flag was thrown and the cars were back in pits, multiple cars were reordered, including Newgarden moving up to second and Ferrucci…

I love the factoid he tells in the video where even experienced pilots (from smaller planes) couldn’t even adjust the seat, let alone land the plane in a safe manner.

I am a long time follower of his channel and at the moment I’m at the optimal point in the Dunning-Kruger curve where I’m confident I can land any…

Don’t call me Shirley. 

Surely you can’t be serious.

Hello Kitty Beer has been around in Japan and Germany since the 1990s. America’s late to the party.

we should make the cars longer but they should articulate in the middle

How to fix Monaco (and F1 racing in general) :

>Younger travelers posting on Twitter and Instagram mock passengers who insist on clutching pieces of paper. “If you’re under 65 and have a paper boarding pass, I’m just going to assume you are going to cause delays during my airport experience,” one person tweeted.

My favorite would have to be Alex Zanardi, I loved how he bounced around F1 and CART in the US, and it thrilled me when he’d win here in CART and do smoking donuts after a victory. Also how later in life he had a horrific accident that required amputation, to which he still kept racing in all kinds of racing styles.

Paul Newman.

A keyboard...how quaint...

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Can you help me find the nuclear wessels? 

To me, this is getting dangerously close to other civil asset forfeiture laws, which have been the foundation for extraordinary police and prosecutor abuse. People have lost cars, houses, large amounts of money and more simply because a cop decided they probably wouldn’t have those things if they hadn’t sold drugs -…

Sounds great when it is the Charger on the lead in, but what about when they decide you and that Camry next to you took off a little spirited and they claim you were street racing? Most of the time it will not be an issue but giving forfeiture of car at police discretion is not a great plan

Makes me want to start a punk band just to call it “Ingestion Zone.” First track - “Life Sucks . . . And then You Die.”