I've literally never held a guitar in my hands so I certainly have no authority to call anyone that. Several highly esteemed guitar players (like B.B. King) and music magazines and journalists have, in fact, made that statement, though. They could collectively be smoking crack (anything is possible) but I am one to…

You are 14, right?

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

Kanye: "Hey! Remeber that asshole move I did when I ruined a teenagers first award for her music? Yea! The one who's gone on to eclipse me in the industry! Yes, yes, yes! The move that made America hate me even more than they already did! Glad you remember, well, wouldn't it be funny if I faked like I was gonna do it…

SHE'S SO THIRSTY.

Everything about this is fucking amazing.

One of the coolest things about Annie Lennox has always been how cool she is without looking like she's trying to be cool.

Her voice is still so flawless. She didn't need 400 half naked musclemen wearing bejeweled masks and live autotuning to be utterly riveting.

That's because Annie Lennox is the biz, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly of sub-normal intelligence.

She took all the young "divas" to school. That performance was pretty damn perfect.

There's still something very lame about her. She reeks of desperation despite her amazing body, her incredible work ethic, and huge talent. I don't know how to describe it. It feels like she's so desperate for relevancy that she's turning into a caricature of herself.

an acquaintance said it best tonight: "Madonna is ruining Madonna."

That would really hurt their SEO rankings, involve a lot of back end CMS work, and also you're dumb poo poo head...so no, they can't rename this blog "the contrarian"

Takes fashion advice from the skeezy lawyer from Jurassic Park. That's the most awkward part for me.

I'm always skeptical of hearing my heroes rocking out 30 years after their prime but this is no-shit good.

I just listened to Mojo Nixon, and I agree with what he sings, for I never really cared about what the Eagles put out after Bernie Leadon left (Hotel California included).

Shhhh.....

I feel like the empowered feminist thing to say is "Rock on wit your menopausal bad self and begone with the haters!"

You know, I'm sad that the Patriots won the Superbowl — but I'm glad that Gronk won the Superbowl. It's a confusing way to live.