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Poor Kim. She can't sit comfortably or enjoy herself because she might accidentally look unattractive. Must be rough.

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I can't stop watching this dog. I don't know why, but it just makes me giggle so much.

well D'oHHHH if its not all about Kim K all the time, its not with to go on a double date with BeyJey.

This jury heard the evidence and believed that Banks committed the crime and that Vanderburg was an accomplice. This doesn't mean that Banks was convicted, and he faces no punishment because of this finding, but there many reasons why co-participants are not (and often cannot) be tried together. The prosecution will

Here, found it: Tennessee Code § 39-13-502(a):

If there was evidence that Banks's behavior occurred — lets say by someone's testimony — and the jury believed that evidence, then that's enough for the jury to conclude that the ac occurred; Vandenburg's culpability beyond a reasonable doubt is a separate issue for the jury. Banks's conviction or acquittal is

Aggravated rape in Tennessee is a Class A Felony - 15 to 60 years in prison. That's just a range so I don't know what actual sentence might end up being, but for multiple counts of aggravated rape I'd guess it will be a (deserved) doozy.

On the other hand though, I love it with people say "bless it" instead of "fuck it." Not my personal word choice but omg something about that just cracks me up.

My office is full of swearing, and I mostly work with women. Huckabee can get the fuck over it.

Reading this post like:

Well, I'm fucked. Grew up with an army father so I've been swearing since I was, oh, twelve.

My take-away is that Marshawn Lynch is an immature baby. I'm sure not every other player likes media day either, but its part of the job so they do it.

If he took a shit, you must acquit!

So they designed this special tool and installed it in a bathroom so that when they are caught and the NFL reviews security tapes they are able to say, "he was only in there for 90 seconds, couldn't have had the time" when in fact they were thinking ahead with their super fast ball deflater machine for just this

WE HAVE A REBUTTAL

Once you see how simple the mark is (in the video here: http://mmqb.si.com/2015/01/22/def…, it's a single capital L in what looks like a simple silver sharpie), you realize that the theory is VERY INTERESTING.

As a "you don't wash your hands" truther, I agree with Kevin. Also, damn man, wash your hands.

"90 seconds ?? That's not even enough time to wash your hands"

Oh, God, thanks for pointing this out. I noticed the same thing. But then again I always notice shit like that. He gets to have a scruff and wear loose fitting, comfy, wrinkled clothing that almost completely covers his body, and she is set up in lingerie, a tiny robe that is deliberately open as far as it can be

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. THEY'RE RESCUES TO TOP IT ALL OFF? MARK. I DEMAND A CORRECTION ON THIS ARTICLE.