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I always forget that he was Flash Thompson in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy. It only occurred to me when I decided to marathon the trilogy one day when I had the flu.

you mean Bill Belichick looks like a deflated Berman, right?

Probably true! I'm just a big weenie. I go home by, like, midnight at the latest, haha.

Berman is maybe the least-entertaining "entertainer" on the planet, so who's he to complain? But that notwithstanding, let's face it, ever single musical act that aligns itself with the NFL, ESPN or sports in general always sucks cold limp micropenis. Sports and music go together like peas and chocolate ice cream.

Now I can't unsee this.

I'm sure Joe Manganiello is a cool guy, but every time I see his face I think, "That is a man who has to fart really bad."

SHOTS FIRED

I concur that skipping Bourbon Street is a great idea if hanging out with dude bros and frat boys of decades past drunkenly reliving their youth is not your thing, BUT I do have a soft spot for Lafitte's and think it a good spot to visit especially if you're new to the city and looking for some Old World charm. It's

Sucks that the autographed Ray Rice elevator photo sold out so fast also.

I ordered delivery the day after Christmas and when it arrived, I impulsively gave the driver a $20 tip. The look on his face was the best gift ever. He was stunned. Then I had to spend five minutes reassuring him that I really didn't want any change.

I'm with you. Especially if I'm getting private yoga sessions.

Or call the cooking/wait staff glorious bastards.

Distance as well, time you order (Friday and Saturday at prime time aren't the same as a Tuesday at 8 for instance) and definitely if you see what appears to be their personal car out front.

and thats how you floss your ass early in the morning

God that's amazing. I'm like the least flexible person I know. Even after losing 100+lbs and working out almost everyday for the last 9 months I can't even come close to touching my toes. I was just thinking today it might be time to check out my friendly neighborhood yoga studio.

I go with the price of two gallons of gas and a few extra when I'm in the US, but I am in a position to do so. I guess since the price of gas has dropped I would have to re-evaluate. Over here, I tend to tip my delivery guys about $10. But it goes back to how they are greatly taken advantage of and this funny money

We always write "beware of licky dogs" in our comments section when ordering pizza. Never fails to get a laugh. And one driver arrives with dog biscuits in his pocket for our furries. He always gets a very generous tip. (Well, they all do. That's how come we have piping hot pizza delivered in under 20 minutes every

This is adorable and utterly charming. If I worked in that kitchen, I would laugh my head off, then give his pizza extra attention to make sure it was absolutely perfect!

I used to live right around the corner from The Columns, so that was a frequent hangout for me, too. And it's oddly almost NEVER insanely crowded, except maybe right after a parade on St Charles. I toooootally miss that place, even though I don't really miss Nola.