No. You are not. I totally thought Alcide was sexy and so manly. Now, he has fartface. Thanks.

On the other hand, the four hour lead up filled with phony features of the life struggles of the millionaire players laced with the DRAMA of the playoff SCANDAL and handwringing of the talking heads who stumble over each over to dispense their own particular brand of inarticulate wisdom may just add to the clusterfuck…

And the Napoleon House. Can't forget the hours spent people watching there. lol. Came back to add that because it was just so cool.

Sorry about your experience. I was mugged and on a different occasion had my bike stolen from my backyard. Visitors really don't rea how dangerous NO can be from one block to the next. I have some friends who will never be invited to MG again, because they just couldn't grasp the don't walk off in a crowd and get…

Some of the best music is in the wee hours. It's ok to be out late so long as you're not alone, not too drunk, and not off the beaten path.

Dick pics? Whoa.

Adorable. I over share, too.

You named some of my favorite old haunts! The Monteleone, the Columns, tha Mayfair. Good times. I am now officially homesick and nostalgic. Great advice collier,LA.

Small, cross body bag? Yeah, I do MG family style every two years as family reunion on St. Charles in the lower Garden District or at a hotel on the parade route. The crowds are back after Katrina, so I'm out. I haven't seen the line up for Jazz Fest yet, but I've heard it's amazing this year. I, sadly, live in…

Also, the Quarter has really good historical tours by the tourism bureau. Don't take the carriage ride and listen to bs. The Quarter history includes the influenza that wiped out so many; the nuns who treated the ill; stories about the various buildings, houses, etc. The tourism people also do haunted tours that…

When in the Quarter, stay where the crowds/people are. Never touch or lean against the walls. People pee/barf on them. A lot. And especially during Mardi Gras. Do not carry a purse or wear jewelry. Put your money in your bra or shoe. Not your pockets. Same with credit cards. Avoid ATMs at night and always if…

Am I on Jezebel? Ffs, Marshawn does not grab his dick due to social anxiety. Give. Me. A. Break. Your disclaimer after over sharing notwithstanding. Please.

Yeah, it was the jarred sauce that made everyone at her soirée barf, clearly not the eggplant. Hahaha. Because. Gwyneth.

He may have been drunk, but if you thought that was good, you likely were baked.

is that code? Are you a cipher? Because I'm pretty sure what you wrote has meaning.

Don't go to Marie's at night or alone day or night or without a guide. I'm a native. Many have been mugged, raped, or murdered at her cemetery. It's not cursed. Sadly, it's just NOLA.

Probably nine out out of ten readers' minds would go there. I'm projecting, rationalizing, call it what you will, but, yeah, I went there, too.

You sick fuck. That was tasty.

Completely understand. I have RA and osteo. Same battle for pain meds.

haha. Just posted something similar in a response up thread before reading your comment. Great minds, NY2TX. Have a star on me.