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True, but he got all hormonal, so I don't know, male menopause? Or should I send him a box of maxi pads ffs.

I agree and believe this should be applied in equal parts to men and women alike. Salud!

Only in some circles. Circles I avoid.

I like your rules. They work for white guys, too.

I like your style.

And when it's a law school class ring, just no. Everyone will know soon enough that you are a lawyer, and you will tell them where you went school, because you will.

You have a keen eye.

You are a shameless pats fan. And that's ok. But, seriously, Brady jammed fingers while high fiving, so now he's careful. Really? I thought I was making a joke when I said it. Maybe he should try a fist bump while wearing a glove or something.

That is the girliest high five I have ever seen. The only possible excuse was he had to protect his passing arm. Still. Dammit man. Dammit.

Fucking priceless. This deserves way more stars, and I am honored to add mine.

Thanks for the info. I'm not too happy about any place that has a mosquito seasons, but I'm fron Louisiana where the mosquito is or should be our state bird. Thanks again.

Staahp. The image. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do. Yes, I do.

Starred for the turnips, which I also love. Tap water. Nope. Where are you in Canada? I have a possibility of moving there for work next fall, Edmonton, and have never been north of Connecticut in North America. Is it a frozen tundra?

I seem to recall a dead body in the water supply story in Mexico a few days ago. So, yeah, bottled water is the only way to go if you can afford it. I'm not trying to be elitist here, just still grossed out. No tap for me.

Just. Wow.

OMG. She also forgot to specify that during rush week, I mean recruitment, no one, no one may menstruate. We do not want the PNMs to believe we are real women beneath all that fakery. That would not be apro.

Good luck with your recovery, Ginger. The bourbon and king cake will at least add comfort. I'm headed to Gambino's Bakery today to buy one myself (in the rain). Don't swallow the baby!

Interesting. What is typically understood by you is not by me. Perhaps regional, cultural or other differences, but if I hand someone a $20 bill and a $5 bill for $17.71 owed, I expect that person to keep all the change. As an aside, I do believe it's more polite when they ask if I would like change, though.

Service work is hard because people can be rude, and the pay is often low, especially in the food industry, and most especially in food delivery. I always tip well, even when the order gets screwed up. It simply is not the driver's fault. And, $7 on a $42 order for a delivery is pretty crappy. The escalation and

That's hilarious. I have a hairless rat terrier that resembles a chihuahua on steroids. No hair/fur. Not even eyelashes. Sid Vicious, she has bitten everyone she's ever met, has no private parts whatsoever. Every part of her body that is not internal is on display. Her rat-like tail provides no cover. Some find her