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When I wish that I had a partner to help with some of the heavy lifting, I remember that very often the load is not actually shared, and the partner may end up adding to the load, rather than sharing it.

Woo hoo. Wield it wisely.

I think he’s hidden because he is on the spectrum. There’s a video of Donny Boy and Melania from when Barron was a little kid, she talks about him being smart and already speaking 3 languages. They then show him trying to talk to mommy and just spouting jibberish.

One good thing about the whole covid situation is that your child is used to seeing people in masks. This is not an inconsequential thing; I remember when I got my tonsils out, I wasn’t afraid of the doctors and nurses, because I’d seen doctors and nurses on tv wearing masks, so I wasn’t frightened of them. I have a

I feel like I am 15 again in the worst and best kind of way. 

My 4 year old is scheduled for a tonsilectomy and adenoidectomy this week but needs a rapid COVID test first. Of course the appointment for the rapid test was overbooked and the Dr. cancelled on us so now we’re scrambling to get an appointment for a test on Monday on our own. If this doesn’t happen we have to

You are not alone; same thing happened to me. Sorry, it sucks. Wishing you much better days ahead.

I think Barron was just a paid actor, hired for the ‘16 campaign. Haven’t seen him since election night.

Today sucks. I feel kind of lonely watching fireworks out the window by myself.

Guys after over a decade I am out of the greys!  It was legit the best thing that happened this week and I am drunk with power!

Well, this kind of made my day. I sort of hate being glad somebody is sick, but I am. Couldn’t have happened to a better homewrecker. That’s all.

Please let us live vicariously through you!!!  Best of luck.  Eep! Nerves.

Oy, am I late! But I must post, for next week this time I’ll be performing Shakespeare in the Park. (Fabian in Twelfth Night, if you’re curious.) Between the heat and the humidity and the bugs and fighting through some of my lines and the, shall we say, Interesting People Who Show Up... Well, who knew a man who is 400

I think I need to vent more than anything right now.

Greetings from the greys in COVID-riddled Florida, the state with over 11,000 new cases today. I got tested Wednesday and it came back negative. Problem is, I went to the dentist on Thursday. Yeah, the folks actually dealing with patients’ teeth all had N95's on, but the office staff? I’ve seen better mask discipline

What’s the old saying? Free advice is only worth what you pay for it or something like that?

The anticipation!

So, the advice blog Dear Fuck-Up, is totally fake right? I feel like it’s obvious but I must have missed the post that explained this.

This is my first 4th of July at home in over a decade (thanks coronavirus) and my first where I currently live. It the opposite of fun. Fireworks are illegal, but since dusk there have been sounds of them going off all around me. However, there are lots of trees and houses surrounding, so I can’t see much sky or any

She’ll pass it to Don Juannabe Jr. He’ll pass it to daddy when he shows up for his weekly father/son face slapping. Eric will get it from being in the room while he wishes daddy would slap his face too.