Oh, He’s listening, all right. And probably cracking His knuckles and rolling His neck.

I’m not even going to talk about that crazy bitch in the headline, because fuck her and everything she stands for.

Y’know, after hearing the same whiny voice over and over again for the umpteenth time in the near past, there comes a point when God just puts these idiots on speaker and walks away, letting some of the blessed learn what it’s like to be damned to listen to these idiots.

I’m convinced that’s a shot from Madame Tussaud’s. If that’s really how stiff she looks, then I suppose Jared isn’t the most haunted doll in Trump’s inner sanctum.

“Other Mother” is what Mike Pence calls either his chief of staff, or his actual mother.

According to her, she’s commanding God, not asking God to listen. That’s a really big sin, but you know Christians, the rules aren’t made for them to follow, just everyone else.

Right! I mean, should we be looking for little dolls of the Trump and Pence family with buttons sewn over the eyes?!

Yes, that’s it! I was trying to figure that out.

The photo from the very top makes her look like the Other Mother in ‘Coraline,’

I’m an agnostic, and even I know that one does not harangue god. Someone is asking for a smiting.

We all need to realize, those of faith, those who are not , that life is not going back to the way it was. Look forward, not backward. Remember Lot’s wife looked backwards and she was turned into salt.

It is impossible to overestimate the hypocrisy of the religious right.

I will forever find it interesting that the Reagans, who are considered by some the epitome of good, Republican Christian morals conversed with astrology.

I mean.... maybe you shouldn’t directly say “you WILL ____” because uh... that seems the direct way to get 100% opposite what you want. Maybe that’s a good thing, idk.

Back when it was Morning in America, this lady was the spiritual advisor in the White House.

Let’s take a moment to remember Nancy Reagan’s spiritual advisor, astrologer Joan Quigley.

Ah, I love these ultra-devout conservative Christians who ignore the whole “free will” aspect of Genesis when it’s convenient, where the key lesson was you’re responsible for your own actions and the consequences of them. Even throughout the rest of the Old Testament it’s pretty constant that if God takes actions or…

new God, who dis?

Are you there God? It’s me, Paula.