They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

Exactly. We have child-free friends who constantly pontificate, even though we never bring up our son when we see them. They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

WHY WOULD YOU CUT OUT ANY OF THE SECKSY TIMES?!

If your husband won't be born for another 170 years or so, are you still married? If chances are good that you will never see him again, and you need the 'protection of a man', in order to not be arrested, and tortured...is it actually adultery?

I can just stare at it for hours.

Seriously, I was waiting all.damn.day for the Jezebel recap. I had to get my, more thoughtful, rocks off at the io9 recap.

I'm missing something. Does your boyfriend watch GOT, because that show is full of adultery. And who the heck is complaining online that Outlander is promoting adultery?

K. So I was totally not expecting to like this show. I binge watched all the eps until now last night and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So that's 5 of the dwarves from The Hobbit that I am officially seriously into.

GET INTO MY BED

And I love how the soldier that's about to kick Claire looks like he shits his pants a little when he sees big-ass Dougal headed right for him.

He looks awfully calm and collected for a guy about to drop dead while watching his son get brutally flogged. Kind of weird.

Ohhhhh my god. I almost forgot he was even there because it doesn't come up for like, 50 more books. I checked imdb but there's no listing, so I can't even look him up. You know who I'm intensely curious about? Bree. Who is going to play her? IT'S IMPORTANT.

Because Olive Garden IS FUCKING AWESOME. You can get all the breadsticks, soup and salad you want. And they sell booze. And the pasta is BOTTOMLESS. It has no bottom. And then they also figured out how that you can deep fry like 92 percent of all Italian dishes. It is only second best to Red Lobster aka the greatest…

SORTA SPOILER-Y FOR NON-BOOK READERS: They will receive a strongly worded letter from me if the "Holy God!" exclamation is cut out... THAT is crucial to the bedding!!! (and me getting a case of the vapors)

Dear god in heaven.

I have to say I kind of loved it when Black Jack poured Lord Thomas' claret out the window.

Kelly - we need a BONING countdown clock in the Jez masthead.

I won't name any names so as to not spoil things for non-readers (though I should because THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT READING) but how on earth are they going to do the actual torture stuff? I mean, that made the flogging look like Happy Fun Vacation Time. That was one of the most horrifying, heartbreaking things I've…

I'm sorry...I couldn't hear above the sound of next week's preview. Or, at least, 2.5 of the juiciest seconds of it...