Seriously just look at Jezebel as the Fox version of millenial news. It’s fun and informative about said millenials, but hella light on details, facts that don’t become them, reporting, deep dives, context, accuracy, spelling, grammar, consistency, impartiality....

How old are you anyway?

You leave John Goodman out of this, goddammit!

At the end of the day THIS is why I quit religion at age 9. If this is God he’s an asshole and no thanks. 

Doesn’t he just have her on as a hate-fuck?

I triple dog dare him to try this shut down shit again. Dump is a stupid, narcissistic, delusional shit heap of greed and bad taste but even he seems to have figured out that not only did his epic temper tantrum not work but it boomeranged big time. As long as the Dems keep the faith aka NO WALL, I honestly don’t…

For being mass shooting victims. Never forget they went after these kids for no other reason than they survived a mass murder at their school and had feelings about it.

I think this collection is gorgeous and the eyeliner is fuckin killer. I’d rather be a sad French clown then a 90’s rerun.

Yeah this was my first reaction too. I can’t believe jazeabel is taking this interview seriously. His humor is SUPER self deprecating. I’m not his biggest fan or anything but everything I’ve ever heard of/from him is all about taking the piss.

My son is 5 now and I still absentmindedly pick up things in the apartment (off the floor, desk, chairs, anywhere) and put them in my mouth thinking they’re spilled food. They are not always food.

Same. The burritos are so bastardized it’s practically racist.

You beat me to it!

I haven’t watched her show mainly cuz it would depress me—I am a neat freak married to a “collector” (HOARDER). But we are both massive readers raising a little toddler reader and years ago we got rid of all but our most beloved, multiple-read books and it’s awesome. We live in Brooklyn for fuck’s sake—if it’s taking…

She was also “metoo” before #metoo was a thing. I like her a lot and I like that she is not some sparkly flavor of the month. She’s tough without being showy and in it for the long haul.

National Hero

Who said anything about a freaking rack?! Omg this is the hysterical extreme reaction I’m talking about! Constructive criticism from people with 30 + years experience over you is not a “rack”.

100% agree. The all or nothing and I’ll burn the place to the ground approach is the bullshit that got us where we are now.

I just went on a mad screed about this. Yeah sure Jezebel’s never heard of location shoots. So disengenous. Anything for rage clicks.

Have you seriously never heard of location shoots? This is typical in the advertising and editorial photo and video industry since commercial photography was invented. Where in the fuck did you think everything you’ve been looking at was shot at? Did you think all those Gap ads, JCrew catalogs, Reality Show houses and…

I know the salary disparity claims were publicized and news during the 2016 campaign cuz I mentioned it to some Bernie Bro friends and got ButHilaried out of the room for it. So his “I was too busy to know”schtick is baloney.