Maybe she chooses to stay with a guy that cheats on her because the resultant gossip keeps her in the limelight. Maybe they’re both fine with it, in an open relationship, and played it this way to make drama to keep people’s eyes on them. Maybe it’s all a reverse Truman Show where the participants are in on it and the…

I used to give girls I dated makeovers/styling...before I came out.

For a group of people that are supposedly being constantly censored these fascists sure as hell can’t seem to shut the fuck up.

Here’s the thing: these dipshits LIKE getting ratio’d on Twitter. Every time they tweet some dumbass opinion or get in a fight with an ice cream sandwich or something, they get a million people going “Hell ya brother greetings from my mom’s basement!” and never see the billion people going “You dumb bitch.”

This is my favorite Get/Out Media misplaced ad of all time, although this is from when Univision owned them and they were called Gizmodo Media:

I mean, there’s so many different personality types and love languages and it could be living apart is ideal for some or even most people. Its just most people can’t afford two homes so marriage is as much a financial decision as it is a romantic one. I think life gets far more interesting when people get very…

The key to a happy marriage is separate houses but that’s not affordable for most so separate bedrooms has to suffice. Works for us anyway.

One of your links is the US attorney who gave him a plea-deal claiming “I was told he belonged to intelligence” because said attorney wanted a role in the US Cabinet. Wow, what a trustworthy credible source that is...

Almost always, I ignore and despise conspiracy theories.

I’m on team North for this one - as I will always be on the team of the child who is doing exactly what has been modeled for them as normal behavior by the adults in their life. I don’t think anyone asked North for a long time if she was okay with being used as a prop on social media - why would she think she needs to…

Not one single Republican has ever sufficiently understood the benefit of prevention education. There’s a reason sex ed in this country is garbage & teen pregnancies are so common, and the reason is Republicans.

No, it’s my new drag name, called it!

Celebrities are most likely to have high-end boots that rarely, if ever, encounter actual dirt. Those are obviously the boots to lick, if that’s your thing.

But does anyone other than the hyper analytical online crowd really care about the optics? I mean, yes, I can see how it’s in bad taste, but I’m fairly certain for most people it’s just another weird theme party a celebrity is throwing.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Squid Game costumes DOMINATED Halloween this year, are you going to go after every single person that wore one or are you just singling out Chrissy because she’s the bête noire of the moment?

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

The people you saw in Squid Game were actors that were cosplaying as poor people. The people at Teigan’s party were cosplaying as characters in a TV show. Squid Game isn’t real. This is all pretend.

Charming, wholesome men are sexy. John Legend, Paul Rudd, Russell Wilson types who project security, safety. Ever wake up to a man smiling at you with kind eyes? Instant horniness. That shit is sexy.

I would like to add that not only would the co-worker be fired, they would more than likely be arrested as well.   

The army literally makes you get a shit ton of vaccines before you can go die in battle.