Didn’t they try that already? Dipstick Chunk turned em down.

I’m so with you. I’m a salty cynical bitchy girl but I am not a hateful girl and I really fucking HATE this....thing. I truly think he is the worst human to ever walk the earth in all of human history. There’s not one single redeemable thing about him. 

There is literally not one functioning brain in this administration. The only thing more shocking than the subterfuge, greed and corruption is how fucking BAD they all are at it.

Truly it’s become painfully clear that David Trump understands zero about the economy, finance, the stock market, business...he really only understands piles of filthy cash.

Is this the World? Does everything  we think and feel have to be publicized? Do I care about these assholes? No. Do I click on this garbage? Yes. Do I hate myself. Yes.

Grrrrrr. My mom’s father’s second wife’s son (yeah) basically did the same thing and my mom had to buy back a bunch of her stuff at auction, including a goddamn painting she made for my grandfather. Some people are just morally bankrupt. #trumpresigns 

His voice gives me full body cringes. I’d rather listen to cats fuck-fighting. I’d rather listen to George W’s nimrod drawl. 

ding ding ding!

This is so fucking depressingly true

starred for “hooting goons

I guess you need some sort of sarcasm symbol to get jokes

my poor son actually went arm first into a toilet full of pee because lazy gross husband didn’t close lid OR flush. Grrrr.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Hahahahaha!

I’m with Gigi here--not shower specific but people please can’t you just shut the toilet seat when you’re done? It’s just...unappealing to see that. It’s not a lot of work either. 

And oh yeah he is REALLY tall.

Sometime in the mid 2000’s I was on a near empty N or W train in down town Manhattan and Chris Noth got on and sat down. No book or headphones, just sat there. I didn’t really watch SATC at the time and had no idea he was on Law & order either but I definitely knew he was famous. He got off in about 2 or 3 stops. The…

Covfefe 

holy shit. my first kiss was to this song. i’m swooning right now...

Halloween either 2008 or 2009 (I was the AIG Bloodbath which I thought was hella clever and no one else got it at all) my husband however was Bill Murray’s character from Caddyshack, complete with clay gopher and rabbit. Guess who shows up at the Brooklyn house party we were at? Yep Bill fuckin Murray. Unfortunately…