"For a brief moment, the sound of four hundred Crocs pounding against the concrete filled the auditorium, like pickup truck exhaust fumes in a Sarasota garage. Then, silence."

I imagine a ven diagram of Ted Nugent fans and Amy Schumer fans looks like…two circles that are extremely far apart.

oh, these are exit poll results? From CNN? That sample size is too small to convince me of much, personally, even if exit polls have been proven to be reliable in predicting the national results.

not one that would get us anywhere productive. sincere thanks for the link, tho.

To my ears it sounds way more fun and less by-the-numbers, but yr right that it could just be JT selling that shit.

I'd go with charm, at least as far as his celebrity/screen persona goes.

Got a link to the demographic breakdown of the primary results for the other candidates?

again, bullshit.

Sanders' inability to appeal to anyone other than angry/naive white people

what a bunch of horseshit.

Yeah but then the argument can be made that the lack of coverage/exposure by the American mass media, most (all?) of which is owned by one of 6 companies (to one degree or another) who have a vested interest in supporting the D and R's, is the reason why third party candidates poll so low. If people don't know about…

are you the guy in my neighborhood with the "Hope and Change Sucks" bumper sticker on their pickup?

the latterer

a handjob's a man's job
yo job's a blowjob

oh so it's a Western about menstruation? Timely!

All you give me are Commodores!

Well I've found the name for my band, once dancepunk rolls around again in 2065

I don't THINK so!

Callin' It Quits

you know which marriages are going to last by who insists on that song to their wedding reception DJ.