I blame Abigail: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I read that as "erections", and it still made sense.

…through the glass of a mansion overlooking a ghetto. Inspiring.

And hidden inside the ball of twine? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

Is Trump predicting the Freedom Tower in that Pizza Hut commercial? Got any loose change?

so weird that the phrase "jeffrey dean morgan" is an official spambot trigger

It's possible, in the same way that having a hard time deciding whether to be hung or drowned is possible

i keep a blue flag hangin' out my backside
but only on the left side
yeah, that's the Crips side

I wonder if that coupon is still valid?

Them were great, I don't really go in for solo Van.

Merriam Webster is great on social media. They do a word-a-day thing on FB that I'm enjoying.

All The Roswell Things

I don't think it's because they're going after Clinton, my impression is that the source of Wikileak's info regarding Clinton most likely has ulterior motives other than a belief in transparency…

You do not know the joy of having a nine year old daughter, or you'd be ranking Funko somewhere above Shopkins and Squinkies.

Blade Lincoln: Vampire Hunterz

needs more X's in "Maximum"

break the wrist, walk away

NASA and…the Oval Office?

what, no michael douglas? pass.

Do you see the quotation marks, guy?