You’re not great at reading for comprehension, are ya?

Yeah, a collusion lawsuit that would reveal:

It’s cute how transparently insecure shitbags like you are, you always fall back on some variation of “haters gonna hate” and make assumptions about people’s station in life and vastly overrate their own intelligence, luck and work ethic. It’s so textbook.

Just because you’re an owner too doesn’t mean you can’t be a bootlicker in the grand scheme of things, bootlicker.

Regular people who weren’t going to buy UFC 200 anyway don’t give a fuck about any of the other dudes you named, know who they are, and there is no easy hook to get them to care about them. They don’t care about any of the other matches scheduled for 200. If they’re paying attention to it at all, it’s because of this…

Which they can get by having a protracted contract dispute that’s covered by ESPN and creates suspense over whether the fight is even going to happen AND gives people who either predisposed to like or loathe McGregor more dimensions on which to base their adoration or loathing and does so more effectively than some…

No, that’s not the simple point because 1. You haven’t read the fucking contract, dipshit and 2. You’re basing your assumption that he IS in breach of contract almost entirely on Dana White’s assertion that he is.

Ugh, another bootlicker.

Well, that doesn’t offset the perversity of idolizing a malevolent basketball tornado, but good for you nonetheless.

Or, idk, buy an album by a band you’ve never listened to before. Go see a movie you haven’t seen before and isn’t based on anything from your childhood. There’s a lot of options before you get to “potentially financially imperil myself.” I don’t like the tired jokes about “living in mom’s basement”, I mean, I know I…

Most managers should pull their starters earlier, but the orthodoxy of “starter pitches 6-7 if at all possible, then you bring in the bullpen, and you employ them in a very circumscribed way” still holds way too much sway. The more times an opposing lineup gets to see your starter, the quicker they’re going to latch…

You’re completely misconstruing everything that this original article was about. Dana was at no point putting out the narrative that he was taking the fight off the card because he thought maybe Conor retired via some cryptic tweet. He explicitly lays out his side of the story: that Conor wouldn’t do the precise press…

When he joined Twitter, I was afraid it was going to ruin his mystique entirely. I mean, Twitter is for mortals. Prince should only communicate with us lesser beings via multi-colored scarves being used for semaphore and laser light shows.

I’ll say this: If the fight happens, then I’ll be much more inclined to believe it was a work all along. If it doesn’t, I’ll know that it was a shoot and that Dana is fucking dumb.

I don’t think Dana is a good enough actor, but you make a decent point, the line between shoot and work when it comes to the actual promotion of the fight is very blurry and I’d be foolish not to consider the possibility.

Yeah, if they still had a show and weren’t writing a Police Academy reboot

It absolutely hurts them if Dana doesn’t back down because of what he just did. Because of this post. He has made an enormous spectacle out of what was previously just another match on UFC 200, just another rematch. His glorious heeling will have created at least another 100,000 buys over what they were guaranteed by…

oh no dude it’s not on you, it’s on me. I misread it because I was ready to see people linking the two topics together as a moral scold so I parsed your post incorrectly because that’s what I was expecting. That’s my bad, not yours.

Ah you’re right, I thought he did phrase it the way I said. Still, I think the inclusion of little in the phrase points to deliberate sexism, and even if that’s the case it’s top quality heeling either way.

I think the amount of controversy and thus publicity this whole thing has generated is proof that he is above the game and can circumvent the PR circus train that Dana wants him on. I mean, jesus, read that fucking screed, doesn’t that make you want to see him get pounded into ground-chuck by Nate Diaz again? I…