No shit, it helps..... a lot.

Note to self: use landscape keyboard.

is today your birthday? thought you were 18

You do realize that we’ll be in our 30s by the time this kind of thing is seen on streets, right?

Not bad.

I’m 18 and fuck that piece of bullshit phrase. Seriously. Burn it. And the fuck-ass who forced an intern to write that line in the first place.

Needs Wood Paneling on the side.

“next generation family transportation designed by millennials for millennials,” 

That was a hard press of the Feels Button... excellent video.

Yes. I grew up with a few hot Cummins trucks, none of which smoked beyond a slight haze, all of which were faster than any “Coal Roller”.

Nope, doesn’t get a pass, rolling coal 100% of the time makes you a massive douche. It’s pointless, needless pollution, smells terrible, looks terrible and doing it on purpose means you are terrible.

Too bad they spent all that time and money building a sweet rig but couldn’t get the fueling right.

Ok, thanks. I was off by a year. I thought it was some of the ‘14s and all of the ‘15s. The nice thing about being a Jalop is that we love all cars, even efficient sensible ones.

Yeah, the Leaf’s range is definitely not awesome and isn’t a great option for everyone. But if you have a short commute and a second car in your household, then it can’t be beat at these prices.

But... ludicrous speed is what makes you go plaid... why would it be a separate thing?

1st gear: “You know what? I’m a little upset that Dodge hasn’t done this yet with the Hellcat powertrain. Just saying.”

Do we have to talk about Oldsmobile? It always makes me sad.

We need more of these!

They actually made fun of this in Cars 2 with a creepy "headlight vendor" selling a form of back-alley cosmetic surgery.

I think all Hitler and his cronies did were sit around and dream up shit that would fascinate geeks endlessly for all eternity. That and kill and goosestep and be massive shitheads.