Ahh that’s the good stuff.

I hate people who call them rescues like they are some kind of war hero. You walked into a room and picked out a dog. It didn’t involve Blackhawk choppers or Seal Team 6. Congratulations, you did something literally every other person on the planet can do, so STFU about it already.

Eh, it’s a dog. Did she beat it? If so, that reflects poorly on her character. Did she just get tired of it and want to move on? That’s cool, cause you can do that because it’s JUST A DOG. Dogs aren’t people. I love my dog, she’s not long for this world and I’ll cry when I have to kill her, but she’s just a dog.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

Hey, Adam Driver was in those photoshoots because he wanted to, not because she made him.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

Here’s the thing though. The artistic merit of the lutz is broken down into technical components as well. Did the skate fully complete the turn, were the arms tight to the body, etc. Subjective or not, there are standards to which these judges are holding the jump. You’re not going to find a judge who thinks a…

Oh, come on. EVERY sport has elements of subjectivity. It’s why we have umpires and referees. Referees decide when close calls are actually touchdowns or goals. Track umpires decide whether the person who crossed the finish line first stepped on the lane line. Boxing judges call matches based on performance execution.…

Introduction of subjectivity......what about boxing? Those decisions are subjective (whether they’re meant to be or not).

The computers weren’t the issue, it was the monitors that were killer.

I was just keynote speaker at a business formal dress required event. So, not just at the event, but the one getting photographed while speaking to people. My fully appropriate business attire was a charcoal grey shift dress. No sleeves, because it’s damn hard to find business-appropriate dresses with sleeves. And…

Praise be motherfuckers.

The thing is, Gilbert doesn’t offer ludicrously below-market salaries. He’s paying Ty Lue a hefty sum. He’s always paid the team’s coaching staff well. He pays the players what they’re worth.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

Because:

To start, the group will query supporters on two campaigns: Whether or not they believe engineering degrees should be free to all Americans, and if they oppose lawmakers who don’t call for Trump’s immediate impeachment.

Well, considering he had to ask the Whole Entire Internet™ on whether or not he was being a total shit heel for doing this, I’m going to wager he wasn’t cognizant of the situation.

Is there one for Kinja sites yet?

Just wanted to add that unless the restaurant has an actual, legitimate, documented-by-corporate, included in employee training “secret menu,” it isn’t a secret menu. I don’t care if the website you got it from called it a secret menu. I don’t care if you know someone who worked at starbucks who called it a secret…