Back in my day, you would write your type your thank you notes on nice paper stock, double spaced in a beautiful font, including specific reasons for gratitude, and sign it under notary witness. Where’s the class these days?

What’s the statute of limitations for how long it can take someone to notice something before they can react authentically? Because I want to know how long I have to slowly steal money from you without you noticing before you’ll no longer be allowed to get pissed about it

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

For obvious reasons this has got to be the most fallacious and stupid argument I’ve ever heard. Because he didn’t know about it before, finding about it now means that he can’t disapprove of it? I mean, if my wife had been cheating on me for the past two years am I not allowed to be outraged if I just found out about…

I don’t know when this freckle on my elbow became kind of flaky and weird, but now that I do know, I probably should get it looked at. Just because I didn’t notice it earlier doesn’t mean it still isn’t a problem to be dealt with.

Hey dummy, how many of those faces are on Mt. Rushmore because they owned slaves?

More like #themoreyoudeflect. Slave ownership isn’t the issue *here*. The issue is traitors like Lee who *fought* for the right to own slaves.

I forget, which of the men on Mount Rushmore created a separate country and fought a war against the United States government?

They are now owned by an analytics firm, Helios and Matheson Analytics Inc., so they’ll be selling your data to makeup from the discounted tix.

Alright, so there’s a hole drilled dead through the center of the earth, and you can jump right in. It’s a magic hole, so it maintains its structural integrity, and has standard temperature and pressure throughout because, c’mon, you’re going through the molten iron core of the earth. And you jump in!

I say the front of the backpack is the part that touches your back when you’re wearing it because it’s the closest to the “front” of you, but I have run into a disagreement with a coworker about this.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I will kick you in the chest

Who went through the proper legal procedure to hold a rally? It was the Alt-Right. Who was denied their right to speak? The Alt-Right.

You mean this appearance?:

How is a person who has no children but pays their taxes (I assume she did) a drain on society? For example, the taxes I pay support schools, despite me not having any children to attend those school.

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

The fact that right wing media equates BLM and white supremacists is really fucking telling. One side dealt with slavery, Jim Crow, and general hatred. The other side is mad at non white people for existing or being in their country. How do you even mention the 2 groups in the same breath?