We had a staff split over throwing your own shower on the recent etiquette episode of The Upgrade. I’m with you.

I put mine in the wash every time I’m doing a load of washing. And I keep it dry when I’m not using it by storing it vertically.

As an emigrant, I am always fascinated by Americans fear of bacteria and germs to a bogeyman degree. Your body is filled with the damn things.

My friend is a professional photographer (she did weddings of course) and she was invited to a wedding of someone she’d known for a long time. After she RSVP’d yes the bride asked her “could you bring your camera and take some pictures?” She was SOOO offended. I agree, it was TACK-AY. So no, don’t do that.

If you do decide not to have a photographer, don’t “Ask a guest.” Your guests are supposed to be there to enjoy your wedding and celebrate with you, not be pushed into doing a job you didn’t want to pay for. Would you ask a guest to be your bartender, waiter, or busboy? Hire someone or be 100% okay with iPhone…

You definitely DO want a registry. People will get you gifts. If you don’t have a registry, they’ll get you what they think you’ll like, which will be stuff you don’t want, from stores where you don’t even want credit. Get a registry at a store where you shop anyway, and you can return everything (if you so desire)…

Acknowledging an objective truth is not “being an apologist.” I’ll go one better. I think she would have been a good president. Not in comparison to Trump, but objectively.

The first tweet was/would have been fine as a “ha, I saw your interview, here’s a joke” thing. The follow-up tweet smacks of creepy desperation.

DID SOMEONE SAY CARLOS DANGER?!

Coach K suspended him for three minutes of whirlpool time.

Phoenix is a good fit. The Suns will revolve around him, like ours does.

I wish I could build a handshake machine that would measure the strength of you grip. It would be installed in every highschool and you’d have to give 5 good handshakes in a row before you could graduate. No limp fish and no gorilla grips, you have to hit the sweet spot in between on each one.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

If someone is commenting on how firm your handshake is, they’re likely trying to discreetly tell you that you’re handshake is TOO strong, regardless of your gender. I work in a professional environment with executives, and an overly firm handshake always comes across as aggressive and offputting, whether it’s coming…

[steps upon the Take Mantle]

Unarmed black Americans are five times as likely as unarmed white Americans to be shot and killed by a police officer.

There’s a PPV event I’d dish cash out for.

What number must be reached to be considered a problem?

One of the more depressing realizations to come from The Great Awhitening of November 2016 is that even after Trump is gone, and even after some semblance of sanity is restored to our democracy, what will still be there - what will take forever and a day to erase - is the legitimization of fuck boy behavior on a…