I hear these guys work cheap:

Right, but you’re a burglar so that means nothing. 

Is she a fun date?

I did like John Dies At the End, though

You reasoning is why I never gotten flying cars. X and Y axis is bad enough. But to add the Z axis?

Can we pause for a second and ask why Jerry and his wife are literally paying for hired goons to violently attack peaceful pro-Palestine protests?

Yes, Realpolitik and all that. Still, we need more of what 4jim posted. War is never good. Killing is never righteous.

“What’s the story with all these pansy boys?!? And have you noticed that the darker races no longer seem happy to stay in their place at the bottom of the social hierarchy?!? What is going on?!?”
                 — Jerry Seinfeld’s upcoming Netflix special

The next generation? I don’t think so, drones and AI will be taking this role soon and slamming a trillion dollars into a plane where (it seems) is grounded half the time is like buying a $80,000 top of the line truck because “you need to go to Lowes for a flat of annuals”.

$90 million that could be used for much better purposes to make the world a better place. 

Nope, if I don’t have to be in court I’m going. Especially some conveyor belt court room like traffic court. In most cases, the best thing you can do in court is shut up and let your lawyer talk, anyways. Everyone there is being paid to be there, no one in that court room is donating their time. 

who was then allowed back on the plane with no issues

“American Airlines’ contract of carriage does allow passengers to be removed if they smell bad, as it requires passengers to “be respectful that your odor isn’t offensive”

“I kind of want to see a classic film with commentary from one of the actors, but I also want to see an old kook go batshit insane in real time. If only there was a way to do both...”

Yep, since the Duddy Kravitz days!

As one of those “bad parents” of a trans youth, I say “Go fuck yourself” to this dipshit mediocre-at-best “actor.” It’s hard enough to help your child navigate their journey, not to mention worrying about the unprovoked hatred and violence coming their way in part due to ignorance and bigotry from this two-bit hack…

“Patrick has been thinking about and designing this for over a decade. But we didn’t have the materials and technology,” Connor says. “You couldn’t have built this sub five years ago.”

I mean, dude BEEN a prick for decades now. 

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Not sure how it’s relevant that they’re prepared to stand up for their rights, as though that’s a bad thing? The case either has merits or it doesn’t. People can be discriminated against more than once in their lifetime, as many women working in male-dominated fields will tell you.