since when has coasting along on daddy’s money and influence your entire life been considered a “success”?

Isn’t there another Hanks son that is actually good at being a person? Pretty sure Colin doesn’t whine like Chet does.

Racists kill Black People

Can you show us on the doll where Zelda hurt you?

Yeah, but I thought that was because of jerk supply chain issues caused by the jerkdemic.

It’s a hell of a lot easier to be a selfish, abusive dick than it is to be a decent person. We all have that option as human beings. Chevy Chase “is who he is” because he chose to be that way, not because he’s got a particular strand of DNA, like he’s seven feet tall or something. And not caring that people think…

Most countries don’t allow purchases from terrorist orgs.

Hyped for Friday. HYPED.

I know how they pulled it off: They hired a new showrunner who was far more competent, shorted the episode order so they didn’t have to pad as much, & gave the lead actor time to rehearse his fights.

Is this shit suprising tho? This motherfucker could have lived anywhere he wanted and he chose a tiny ass town in fucking Ohio. I’ve lived in Ohio its a shitty, racist place and he chose to live there. He’s fully become one of his characters.

A rare example of good Kinja anymore. Well said.

Agreed.

In case you were wondering if Dave Chappelle has gone full asshole, yeah, he’s apparently willing to pull all his investments out of a town if poor people move there.

Yeah. I’m no psychologist, but it seems like they took care to make his weird brand of thoughtful psychopathy consistent. It’s just a lot of fun.

I woke up at 5:45 AM eastern to walk and Feed my dog to then watch this at 6:30AM. Mother fucker was this great!

“It’s fine if you like David Cross more than me.”

It’s insane how many people will simultaneously say “a million dollars isn’t really rich if you live in SF/NY” and also “$15 minimum wage is just really excessive for THAT kind of work.”

‘I’m sorry that I’m the one chosen. My mumma looks like you. It’s been very painful to have women that look like my mum feel like I’m not representing them, that I’m taking from them.

From the linked articles a FedEx manager called him while he was fleeing and told him to come back to the station, while he was on his way back a second manager informed him they would file a police report the following day, and when Gibson expressed discomfort at being put back on that route, FedEx was kind enough to…