You used the “A” word. Not me.

Trump doesn’t strike me as the type who would take meds or follow medical advice. He already refuses to wear his glasses, and his views on diet and exercise are fucked- up to say the least.

Jack? JFK?

Here you go cops and copsuckers. Dear leader and his stooges will turn on you just like anyone else that opposes them.

No malarkey; however shenanigans, monkey-shines and feats of physical and intellectual endurance, with or without bike chains, out behind the bike shed or in the public pool parking lot (RIP Corn Pop), up to and including fisticuffs will be had in the battle of the alter-kockers for the American Presidency, 2020.

When swinging a grandfather clock like a bat (as one does), the appropriate catch phrase is...

Bad ass, but she should have pressed charges because he’s done this before or will try to do it again.

On paternity leave

Bloomberg never met a dollar he didn’t love more than a human being. He is the phoniest of DINOs and we are fortunate that his lack of charisma trumps (pun intended) his obscene wealth.

Shot twice in back of the head. Definitely suicide.

I think it’s a shame that Red Summer 100th Anniversary wasn’t discussed nearly as much as it should have been (especially among the numerous major Black media/organization outlets. The ramifications of that horrible time in American History is still being felt today If it weren’t for the great NYT piece about 1619, it…

Anytime I see "Eggers," all I can think of is Captain Murphy shouting "AND HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE VERY SAME APPLES, EGGERS!" I think I legit have a brain disorder... Well another one, at least.

Deeply embarrassed Latino says: you’re actually giving her a little too much credit.

Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen. (Heinrich Heine)

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

If they said he was trying to summon demons from the underground to push a diet pill pyramid scheme I would’ve believed that also.

This shit doesn’t just smell fishy, it smells like a goddamn cannery. In one fell swoop, the Dallas PD gets to murder a key witness, set up a potential retrial for Killer Becky with the Elmer Fudd face and paint negroes as stupid.

This sounds like a bad episode of 21 Jump Street. I mean they all sucked once Johnny Depp left. I mean this weed must’ve been so good that it made you shit diamonds. Again how dumb do they think we are? Yeah we need to drive four hours to get this weed because there is no one in Louisiana that has good stuff.

You raise an interesting point about reverse vampires. Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

It would have been more believable if they’d just blamed the Reverse Vampires!