The four women, pictured without makeup:

It’s always been a scam since the creation of America, shit they can’t do it illegally, they moved into legality.

Sue. Sue. Sue. This is why i don’t trust prosecutors. Four times they tried this man for some shit they know he didn’t do on the word of a cop they know is dirtier than fuck. For what? To protect some DA’s conviction record? Ain’t no such thing as justice in America.

It is indeed wealth. And it’s been scientifically proven.

Naw. It’s wealth. Wealth allows you to not have empathy or emotions because you can use it to separate yourself from anything that might skew your thinking.

I have to believe that, every single day, Erik and Betsy’s mom and dad had them strangle baby puppies and kittens with their bare hands. Then they had to drink their blood and eat their hearts while being beaten with bamboo canes for several hours

I scrolled through and it looks like only about 4 out of the 47 in that CNN article were shot during traffic stops. The article doesn’t give the race of the shooter in any of the cases.

Roofers and home construction workers have a higher fatality rate than police officers. Police officers are literally not even in the top 10 most dangerous jobs - they’re at #14.

BROOKS AND DUNN!

Trump upon meeting HM Queen Elizabeth II:

Show him true English hospitality.

quick math problem for you

Sounds good.

Don’t worry, wealthy investors. Uber progressive Nancy Pelosi and human limp penis Chuck Schumer are on your side.

Costing Wall Street money! Oh my stars and garters!

Were they the last ones to know??

That explains her chins.

I always felt bad for Mark McKinney as I never felt like SNL used him properly (or at all). Even Bruce McCulloch got better showcases in his brief short films.

I’m probably in the minority, and will definitely catch some flack for my opinion, but I like Paul Rudd.

Wasn’t the *very* first thing that the Dems did after Obama won in 2008 was to deliberately dismantle the GOTV apparatus and the fifty-state strategy that got him elected? The entrenched players liked things the way they were, and Howard Dean got fucked over afterwards for doing something different and succeeding (look…