You’re FAR more likely to be killed by a cop than a serial killer

I’ve got a pie cooling on the window sill right now

You might could get temporarily rich as a gang or drug lord attorney? Sean Penn’s character in Carlito’s Way seemed ok and happy. I never finished the movie, mind you.

Man, you lyin, you ain’t never met Marlon Brando

Yeah, RiffTrax should have already riffed Prometheus. I’d watch the hell out of that riff

“Boeing Would Like Everyone to Please Stop Saying the Starliner ISS Test Is a Bust”

The man is giving the woman a bouquet of red flags, much like Lance gave his wife in this story

I know most Shyamalan movies sound kinda cool in concept, and always disappoint in reality as plodding, wooden boring duds...but maybe this one will be different

My mom fell for one just this year. Fortunately she texted me the gift cards she meant to send to her “Lifetime Christmas movie actor boyfriend” and we were able to intervene.

Nah you don’t sound mean at all. Maybe English mean, but not mean-mean

Lol throwing liberal out there like that shields you from looking like a fash Boomer dork for using “woke”

Entertainment is different because thousands of talented and qualified hopefuls are competing for jobs that get handed to nepo kids who are mostly rich kids and spoiled talentless brats.

No touching!!

I like to think people were intimidated into giving him what he wanted bc they saw the creepy torture chair scene in Star 80

Fuck yeah, she beat the shit out of Evan Peters. She seems unpleasant.

Yeah, but Joe Hill has been *coasting* on the distinction of being the voodoo doll kid in Creepshow. You can write your own ticket after that.

Was your uncle on Father Ted????

Entertainment is probably the most nepo-loaded industry out there. It’s not just acting; everything from union stagehands, to production office work, to camera and electrical. I personally lost a few editing jobs to the editing house owner’s kids.

This was cool; I will like Marc Singer forever thanks to Beastmaster and V, but some of the other roles you covered were nice little touch-ups on liking him.

They’re *all* like that, too