I hate to admit it, bc I’m actually enjoying this season, but yeah this seems like Durden Town.

Wholly Moses!

Bomer shouldn’t have lost a role due to being who he is, but if he lost a role in a Brett Ratner movie, did he really lose anything at all?

Spare Colbert, mostly for Exit 57 and Strangers With Candy

Zorak will try to kill Seth Meyers, pretty much instantly...can we get them to play for Jimmy Fallon instead?

Holy fuck, Naomi Watts looks amazing! Is she a vampire, or some kind of immortal? What’s her secret? Goat placenta, monkey sweat? Is it holy water?

How many Stanley nickels is a Snyderbuck worth?

Can we get a bunch of rich nerds to buy some billboards for this campaign like they did with “Release The Snyder Cut”?

Yet again, Snyder needs a second pass at a movie, just to make it twice as long and only half as good as a decent director

They’re largely separated into individual sites now; Lifehacker, Deadspin, AV Club, Takeout, and now Gizmodo have all been carved off. Now Kotaku is just connected to Jalopnik and The Root. The state of GMG...smdh

One of Sandler’s many empty extra mansions

To be fair, that’s as much from his utter lack of onscreen charisma as anything

“I had to pull some strings, but we got Kramer from Seinfeld, eh? He asked for a lot of liquor on his contract rider, but I’m sure it will be fine. Let’s give ‘er!”

JFC stop giving Eli Roth money. Same with M. “Night” Shyamalan.

He’s mad because he didn’t get Nicholson’s deal to get profit points on merchandising.

We’ve all been clamoring for Dream Team 2, where a bunch of elderly mental patients sit around and stare at the wall.

I assume Keaton isn’t including the LJN Nintendo game because that was a masterpiece.

Yes. Mediocre but profitable is a bottom-line brained film executive’s wet dream

Watch the MST3K episode Zombie Nightmare. Shawn Levy doesn’t direct but he’s in the movie and it’s ridiculous.

LOTS of wealth and fame there, sadly.