Wholly Moses!

Spare Colbert, mostly for Exit 57 and Strangers With Candy

Zorak will try to kill Seth Meyers, pretty much instantly...can we get them to play for Jimmy Fallon instead?

Holy fuck, Naomi Watts looks amazing! Is she a vampire, or some kind of immortal? What’s her secret? Goat placenta, monkey sweat? Is it holy water?

One of Sandler’s many empty extra mansions

To be fair, that’s as much from his utter lack of onscreen charisma as anything

“I had to pull some strings, but we got Kramer from Seinfeld, eh? He asked for a lot of liquor on his contract rider, but I’m sure it will be fine. Let’s give ‘er!”

JFC stop giving Eli Roth money. Same with M. “Night” Shyamalan.

He’s mad because he didn’t get Nicholson’s deal to get profit points on merchandising.

We’ve all been clamoring for Dream Team 2, where a bunch of elderly mental patients sit around and stare at the wall.

I assume Keaton isn’t including the LJN Nintendo game because that was a masterpiece.

I expect a main reason is people are broke after paying for food, rent, and gas to get to their soul-crushing late stage capitalist-run jobs.

Damn, “indie” has changed meanings on me. Members of Sebadoh and GBV probably didn’t have royalty or landed gentry for parents...most of the indie groups I listened to in the 90s on Dischord, Touch & Go, or Jade Tree were working as graphic designers or servers or something.

Ha I went and saw them on the Wish tour in 1992 with my interest at kinda half-mast, and it just went on and on. I like them, just not 3 hours live like them. Their opener, the Cranes, were really really fucking good

If it makes you feel better I was at the Lollapalooza 2 show in Detroit (well, Pine Knob/DTE) and that was the one where the audience threw chunks of lawn at Ministry the whole show, and it made Al miserable lol

It would be ALL crashes. Holy shit look at all the autodrive crashes, and look at all the small aircraft crashes, and just...no, we aren’t ready for that!

Thank GOD there aren’t readily available flying cars!!!

Nah if he were a closet case, the whole “dating underage girls and picking them up from school in a Porsche” would probably not have happened.

Sure, sure. I’ve got a near Daredevil-level sense of smell so perfumes and BO fuck me up.

Imagine how much fucking worse Dreyfuss was when he was on cocaine in the 70s and 80s...