Probably not this time.

I saw something about this kind of thing on Bob’s Burgers. Jimmy Pesto Jr set his poems to music, and he calls them “musoems”

Burning the wall studs, frame and floor boards

Beverly Hills fucking gets played at my job on the 00s pop channel, a LOT. Right alongside Carrie Underwood, James Blunt, Nickelback, Pussycat Dolls, and Maroon Five.

The image of Rivers Cuomo drinking from a juice box at the end of Say It Ain’t So is the only essential Weezer. That self-conscious cutesy little display put me off immediately upon seeing it when it was first airing.

I mostly know her from her various stand-up stuff shown all over during the stand-up boom of the 80s and 90s. Stand-up was *everywhere* on basic cable. I distinctly remember taping and re-watching whatever special she did with a Fido Dido shirt on.

White dipshit: “Look at me, now I’m a Sovereign Citizen”

The new show is just 22 minutes of Gleeson and Impacciatore scowling at each other and growling, respectively, “Italian...” “Irish...”

And I want a fully functional replica of the 1970s Batmobile

Can’t we just get Beyond Thunderdome???

I hate touch screens at any stage of driving. Even just quickly selecting a song can be a chore on my iPhone, as sometimes a tap can bring up a dropdown menu, so then I have to wait til the next light to fix that and try again to play the song. Putting an iPad in the center console doesn’t make it any easier.

If we had our heads on straight and our eyes open, it wouldn’t just be billionaire’s feelings getting hurt.

Damn, Joe Hackett and his weird fundamentalist wife have gotten crazier and more conservative

That ad copy was actually toned down from the original translated Italian.

Ogopogo monster?

I doubt anyone has literally kissed an ashtray. Smokers don’t even have ashes on their lips usually, so it’s just a terrible simile.

This is the correct take

I wonder if Francis Ford Coppola employed Victor Salva on this one...

That’s my favorite 80s Twilight Zone! That’s a Wes Craven episode, so it makes sense that I love it, but also the premise is pretty great

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